Green Beret Sniper Wrecks ISIS With One Awesome Tweet

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David Hookstead Sports And Entertainment Editor
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Green Beret sniper Tim Kennedy dropped an axe on the head of ISIS with a tweet late Tuesday night.

Kennedy quoted a tweet about ISIS threatening to send assassins to America, and wrote, “B*tch please. I already posted my address online. You don’t need to hack anything. We are begging for your impotent assassins to come and give it the good old junior college try.”

Boom. Is everybody already feeling a bit more American and patriotic after reading that tweet? Listen, you don’t want to be messing with a guy like Tim Kennedy. You’re going to be in for a really bad experience.

I had the opportunity to interview him a few months ago, and the guy is all about America, killing terrorists and doling out some justice when it’s necessary. I don’t think ISIS wants to get into a fight with him or his friends anytime soon.

You also have to love the “good old junior college try” line to end the tweet. Just so emasculating. ISIS wants a seat at the big boy table and he’s reminding them they’re not even the equivalent to that of a major college.

We should get Kennedy to give us daily takes on ISIS. You know, similar to that of a motivational quote calendar. Instead of a quote to start the day, it’ll just be him opining about terrorists and ISIS. I’d buy that in a heartbeat.

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