Donald Trump’s Twitter Will Never Get Better Than Right Now


David Hookstead Smoke Room Editor-in-Chief
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President Donald Trump has reached the top of the Twitter domination mountain.

The past 24 hours have been nothing short of incredible. He went from threatening a nuclear war with North Korea to letting the world know he would be hosting his own awards for the fake news stories just minutes later.

I had a text exchange last night when these tweets were fired off asking if people were more excited for the Academy Awards or Trump’s “Fake News Media” awards.

We came to the conclusion that we’re all in on the Trump’s awards over the Oscars. I couldn’t care less about what Hollywood has to say. The president? Well, I’m very interested to know who is the fakest of the fake in the media.

People can complain all they want about Trump’s tweets, but I’m so happy our president is on Twitter in this fashion. It’s nonstop entertainment. If we go out in a blaze of glory and a nuclear exchange, then so be it. I’m more than willing to open Pandora’s box if we at least get to go out laughing.

The critics, haters and losers need to shut the hell up. Trump’s Twitter is so alpha that the rest of the world should be shaking in their boots right now. “South Park” has literally come to life right in front of our eyes. How could you hate any of this?

Congress should pass a law REQUIRING at least one tweet about nukes and “Rocket Man” every single day. He’s just emasculating our favorite chubby dictator, and he’s doing it 280 characters at a time. This is America, and it’s awesome!

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