Samantha Hoopes Showering With Her Dog Is A Psycho Move

Samantha Hoopes (Credit: Getty Images/Andrew Toth)

David Hookstead Smoke Room Editor-in-Chief
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Samantha Hoopes went bananas on Instagram Monday, and posted an incredibly weird shot of herself showering with her dog.

Before we dive into this post, I just want to make it crystal clear that I am a huge fan of Hoopes, and this post obviously doesn’t change that. (SLIDESHOW: These Women On Instagram Hate Wearing Clothes)

I think she’s a rare talent, a very attractive superstar. Let’s make sure that’s on the record. (SLIDESHOW: 142 Times Josephine Skriver Barely Wore Anything)

Having said that, this post is absurd. (SLIDESHOW: 60 Times Abigail Ratchford Wore Almost Nothing)

Why would you ever want to shower with your dog? It makes absolutely no sense. (SLIDESHOW: All The Times Lindsey Pelas Stripped Down On Instagram)

I used to have an 85 pound German Shorthair Pointer. The thing was a damn beast. He was 85 pounds of sheer muscle and power. He was the LeBron James of dogs, and I would never think for a second about getting him in a shower. (SLIDESHOW: This Blonde Bombshell Might Be The Hottest Model On The Internet)

Dogs don’t want to be in a shower. That’s just a fact. Every dog I know goes wild when water starts spraying. You think these animals are going to calmly hop in the shower? Hell no. Not to mention that it’s just weird to be naked around your dog. (SLIDESHOW: 62 Times Emily Sears Stripped Down On Instagram)

Hoopes is still awesome, but I don’t really need to see photos of her showering with her dog. Stick to what made her famous. (SLIDESHOW: This Model Appears Allergic To Wearing Clothes)

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