Rep. Trey Gowdy, Aka “The Bulldog,” is a Republican from South Carolina who has changed his hairstyle more than — probably — any man ever.
It’s not like he goes into the barber and says “let’s just try it a little more off the top this time.” It’s more like he has a dart board where he has written various hairstyles, and when it comes time for a new cut, he slaps on a blindfold, gives the ole dart a toss, and goes with whatever it lands on.
He has done everything from the “Draco Malfoy” slick-back, to the “I yell at the umpire at my kids little-league games” cut. Hopefully one of these days the dart lands on “dreadlocks,” “bowl-cut,” “mullet” or “pony tail.”
I have to say; I respect his confidence and willingness to change it up, but maybe just pick one or two and stick with it! In honor of his retirement from congress, here are his best hairstyles from over the years.
In all honesty, we love Trey Gowdy and will be sad to see him leave Congress at the end of his term. Pour one out.