The Super Bowl between the Eagles and the Patriots is on the horizon, and I’m officially cutting off anybody who is not watching the game.
You simply can’t be a patriotic American and skip out on the Super Bowl. Being an American and watching the Super Bowl go hand in hand like America and having a badass military go hand in hand. It’s just part of our genetic makeup. The Super Bowl is what separates us from the rest of the world. There is us and then there is everybody else.
You know what all the countries who don’t have the Super Bowl also have in common? They didn’t walk on the moon either. So which crew do you want to be a part of? The one that plays the Super Bowl and walks on the moon, or the group that does neither? I sure know what side I’m on and it’s going to be the one with plenty of Miller Lite on Sunday.
I refuse to be associated with people who shun football. Those people should honestly be booted from the country. There’s no room for those who hate football. I don’t care who you cheer for. It doesn’t matter to me as long as you’re cheering for somebody or just enjoying the day. That’s what the Super Bowl is all about and that’s what America is all about. I’ve got some plane tickets ready to hand out for anybody who disagrees. Please get the hell out of this awesome country.