Chelsea Handler’s Sex Goal Is The Best Thing We’ve Seen In Politics In A Long Time

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David Hookstead Sports And Entertainment Editor
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Chelsea Handler is looking to have sex with a Republican, and this is the type of innovative idea that we need more of in politics.

I can’t even begin to tell you how much I love this idea. See, often in politics we’re divided, and that gets us nowhere. It’s just nonstop bickering and arguments. Honestly, it’s exhausting after awhile. We need a change, and I’m willing to fully endorse Handler’s suggestion.

There’s nothing brings people around than grabbing a few drinks and hoping the night ends well. We can use sex as a bridge to the other side. You probably think I’m kidding, but I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen an attractive woman lose her mind because politics was brought up. They go nuts, and then all bets are off. This obviously doesn’t help our country move forward. Historically speaking, I have actually been pretty open about women’s views. I don’t really care as long as they love sports, beer, America and a handful of other things. I’m not a complicated man. I keep it as simple as I can.

However, I’m willing to engage in this little experiment if it means I can play my role in bridging the divide. So, if there are any super models or attractive women out there who voted for Hillary Clinton and would like to discuss that over dinner and a few cold Miller Lites, I am more than open to clearing the schedule. After all, this is really just our patriotic duty at this point.

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