Labatt Blue’s USA Olympic Hockey Beer Cans Bleed Red, White And Blue

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David Hookstead Smoke Room Editor-in-Chief
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Labatt Blue has released special USA cans for the Olympics, and they’ll have you on your feet cheering.

The Labatt Blue cans, which is a Canadian beer company, appear to be USA hockey jerseys. I don’t know how you could look at these cans and not end up singing the national anthem.

Just incredible. I’ve said this before, but I’ll say it again. At what point to do the other countries just decide it’s not worth their time to show up? We’ve got the best athletes, and now we have beer cans of our hockey jerseys.

That’s what America is all about. Crushing beers and crushing the competition. I mean, we’re kind of all required to drink these whenever America is playing, right? At the very least we have to chug these bad boys when we play Russia next Saturday? I think anything less would be treasonous.

And yes, I realize they’re a Canadian beer. I’m sure I’ll get dragged in the office for thinking these cans are cool because it’s from our friendly neighbors north of the border, but I’m not apologizing. These cans are simply too patriotic to pass up.

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