Macaulay Culkin, better known as the child star in “Home Alone” and also known for being a reformed painkiller addict, put the Oscars on notice last night when he live tweeted the entire show.
“I will be live tweeting the Oscars tonight, but I won’t be watching them. WHA!?! That’s crazy!” he started. And the games began.
I will be live tweeting the Oscars tonight, but I won’t be watching them.
WHA!?! That’s crazy!
Question: Do you guys have any suggestions for what I should be doing instead of watching the show?
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 4, 2018
He started with an exclusive hot take which really warmed up the crowd.
EXCLUSIVE: I heard Kevin Spacey and Harvey Weinstein were going to come disguised as a very tall man in a long trench coat but they got busted by security. #Oscars
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 4, 2018
He also compiled a list of things he’d rather be doing than watching the Oscars. Which is always a win in my book because the Oscars are nothing more than a glorified love-fest for the most miserable egotists on the planet.
Here’s some things I’m doing instead of watching the #oscars
1. Making ramen pic.twitter.com/gPL0DDtHVP
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 4, 2018
Here’s some things I’m doing instead of watching the #oscars
2. Play guitar pic.twitter.com/DmYChHumGq
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
Here’s some things I’m doing instead of watching the #oscars
3. Playing with myself pic.twitter.com/LOtfu2NMsN
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
Here’s some things I’m doing instead of watching the #oscars
4. Painting my toenails pic.twitter.com/uMBLTBcOTz
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
Here’s some things I’m doing instead of watching the #oscars
5. Toejam & Earl pic.twitter.com/w2jWutHw83
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
He also put Kevin Spacey on blast, which we can probably all agree is a good stance to take.
WOW! Christopher Plummer is ALSO filling all the seats this year! Kevin Spacey lost ALL his jobs!
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
#Oscars90 I heard there was a fourth billboard in that movie but it got cut out: pic.twitter.com/hMWU3N50KZ
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
He also subtly shouted out one of the best songs known to man.
I firmly believe that @carlyraejepsen ‘s “Call Me By Your Name” should win Best Picture #Oscars
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
He also pointed out the obvious – but apparently lot of people in attendee this year missed out on that crucial physics lesson.
Water takes the shape of whatever container it is in, this entire movie is horse shit. #Oscars
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
But the best take by Culkin came during the score category, around 11 PM.
Actually, the best original score of the year was New England 33 – Philadelphia 41 #Oscars
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
If I felt lukewarm about Macaulay Culkin before, I sure as hell love the guy now. He’s right about two things here. One, the Oscars don’t know a thing about what most Americans really care about (sports, the Philadelphia Eagles). And two, the most memorable score of the year was indeed 41-33. It was probably the most memorable score of a lifetime, but we’ll let that one slide. Culkin probably isn’t firing on all cylinders.
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