Roger Goodell Runs A Shockingly Fast 40 Yard Dash In A Full Suit

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David Hookstead Sports And Entertainment Editor
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Roger Goodell actually managed to do something kind of cool Monday when he ran a 40-yard dash shockingly fast.

Goodell ripped through the NFL’s offices while wearing a full suit, and managed to bust through the 40-yard dash in only 5.41 seconds.

Goodell is a complete clown. The guy is so dumb, and has done his best job to destroy the NFL. He should be fired and replaced immediately. Make no mistake about what I’m saying here. I hate Roger Goodell, and I wish him nothing but the worst.

Having said all of that, I am shocked Goodell can run a 5.41 40 yard dash in a full suit and office. That’s actually very impressive. If you offered me a million dollars to run under six seconds right now, I’m not sure that I could do it. That’s not me being humble. That’s me being real. Goodell is decades older than me and apparently in much better shape.

That’s a pretty sobering thought. I’m 25 years old, and can’t even run as fast as the 59-year-old man ruining the NFL. That’s pretty damn sad!

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