It seems like just yesterday that Kylie Jenner announced the birth of her baby girl, Stormi Webster.
But it wasn’t yesterday. It was actually February 1, 2018. Nearly five weeks ago. Needless to say, people were shocked that at 19, Kylie had a kid with so much life ahead of her. But Tuesday she proved those haters wrong when she was photographed partying in Miami with her baby daddy/rapper Travis Scott.
— Zesty Celebrity News (@zesty_celebrity) March 6, 2018
— J-14 Magazine (@J14Magazine) March 5, 2018
I can’t imagine how hard it is to be worth $50 million and parent for a month with a full squad of nannies and cooks working around the clock to help you out. She deserves this. I don’t care who you are.
You could be the richest person in the world or some schmuck across the street. If you have a baby, you deserve to party. Especially if you’re 19. Drink all the gluten free vodka you can. Hit the clubs. Throw up in your bed.
It must be so annoying to have to be responsible for another person — and it gets old fast. In fact, I have a suggestion. Write this down and quote me on it.
Every new mom should be partying so hard that they forget they’re parents. Every night. Hit that one month threshold at home with the kid, then get on a plane and fly to the closest party spot. If you’re west of the Mississippi, hit Vegas with your girlfriends. If you’re east, Miami’s the place.
Kylie Jenner isn’t irresponsible. She’s a visionary. Props to her for starting up her own empire from absolutely nothing and for coming up with the perfect antidote to parenthood. More people should look up to Kylie Jenner. Not enough of the nation does.
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