Khloe Kardashian Is The Latest Reminder That Maternity Pictures Are Super Weird

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David Hookstead Smoke Room Editor-in-Chief
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Khloe Kardashian’s maternity pictures are blowing up on Twitter, and it’s another reminder that this whole ritual is super strange.

Khloe is expecting a child with Cleveland Cavaliers player Tristan Thompson, and is due in late April. Check out the photos below.

I feel like this really shouldn’t have to be said, but I’m going to do it anyways. Maternity photos are so weird. The only maternity photos that are acceptable are when dudes with beer bellies mock them by wearing flower crowns and absurd outfits. Feel free to check out some here.

It’s not that I’m against Khloe Kardashian specifically, although I don’t think their family provides much value. I’m just against maternity photos in general. They’re weird and completely unnecessary. I’m totally out on maternity pictures.

My supermodel wife can do whatever she wants, but maternity photos are off the table. I refuse to participate in this dumb tradition, unless it’s in a mocking fashion. I’m out! No way, no how and no chance you ever get me involved in this garbage.

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