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Short Dude Asks Security If They Know Who His Dad Is, Gets Pummeled Into Oblivion

Fight (Credit: Screenshot/Twitter Video Barstool Sports)

David Hookstead Sports And Entertainment Editor
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Turns out asking security at a bar or club if they know who your dad is won’t stop you from taking a licking.

A viral video video posted by Barstool Sports on Twitter shows a very short man, and I mean absurdly short, getting manhandled after taunting security about whoever his dad is.

Here’s the reality of the situation from the video above. You’re a complete clown if you ask people if they know you’re dad in an attempt to intimidate them. I’ve said this before, and I’ll say it again. Anybody who actually is anybody or the son of anybody doesn’t need to say they are. People just know. The same applies with money. The people with $100 million don’t feel the same need to tell the world about it like people with only $15 million. People just know. Know need for the watches and clothes. The nine digit club has the houses, estates and land.

Secondly, what did this little short dude expect to happen? That bouncer had a solid foot on him? I’m not a fighter by any measure. I love peace and not getting punched. Even I would have laughed this guy out of a room. Is this dude over 5’4″ and 120 pounds? You get confrontational with a bouncer, and you better be able to back it up. Guess what? Your daddy isn’t saving you from getting your face caved in if you talk to the wrong person. I’m sorry if that’s news to you, but it’s the truth.

The good news is that people with the attitude of this little punk usually go on to live very happy lives. They rarely end up in loveless marriages with women who married them because they believed they had some money, which will ultimately be swindled away, and kids who absolutely despise them. That just never happens with short little men like this.

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