Avenatti Denies Having ‘Sexual Relations’ With Stormy Daniels
That Michael Avenatti is hilarious.
The press hungry lawyer for Stormy Daniels is out there declaring that he hasn’t boinked his porn star client. Daniels has alleged that she had sex with President Trump in 2006 and received $130K in hush money from Trump’s former attorney Michael Cohen.
It’s not that we don’t believe Avenatti — oh, we do.
But the whole thing is just so ridiculous. Do we really have to talk about this?
“I’ve never had sexual relations with that woman,” he told SiriusXM’s “The Karen Hunter Show” as reported by The Daily Mail. (The phrase, of course, mimics what former President Clinton once said about Monica Lewinsky.)
The best part is that Avenatti says he sees the voluptuous Stormy as more of a “sister” than anything else.
He went on to admit that he has watched porn. (Please, Avenatti, stop while your ahead. But fine, yes, we have to hear this.)
“Absolutely not,” he told the radio host. “In fact, and I think I’ve said this before, so I know this will come as a shock to many but I have viewed pornography in the past. Hopefully I won’t be struck down for that sin, OK?”
The idea that they could be fornicating isn’t totally inconceivable. Both Stormy and Avenatti are well acquainted with divorce. Avenatti divorced his wife, Lori Storie (yes, her name rhymes and bears a connotation to the media), last year. Stormy recently announced her impending split with her hubby, Glendon Crain.
Okay, okay, Avenatti. This has been a bad, squeamish experience for all involved.
Now leave us alone.