Jimmy Kimmel Hits Below The Belt With Joke About Cutting Off Kavanaugh’s ‘Pesky Penis’ If He’s Confirmed


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Jimmy Kimmel suggested cutting off Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh’s “pesky penis” if he is confirmed by the Senate in light of his sexual assault allegations, Monday on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”

Kimmel began by mocking Kavanaugh’s claim he was a virgin at the time of the alleged high school assault, and the show continued with joking critiques from there. Christine Blasey Ford claims Kavanaugh attempted to take off her bathing suit and force himself on her at a party while both she and the judge were minors. (RELATED: Kanye West Defends His Support Of Trump To Jimmy Kimmel)

“[Kavanaugh] claims that he kept calendars detailing his social engagements from 1982 that will help to exonerate him,” Kimmel said. “Okay. What 17-year-old keeps calendars of his social engagements? No wonder he was a virgin.”


“In light of this new allegation, President Trump expressed no change in his view about Kavanaugh. In fact, if anything, he likes him more,” he continued.

Kimmel then said he had an idea for a compromise involving the castration of Kavanaugh, if he were placed on the high court.

“I think there’s a compromise here. Hear me out on this. So Kavanaugh gets confirmed to the Supreme Court, okay. Well, in return, we get to cut that pesky penis of his off in front of everyone,” he concluded. “No? That’s not good. I thought I had a solution there for a minute.”

Kavanaugh has repeatedly denied claims of committing any kind of sexual assault.

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