On today’s Daily Daily Caller Podcast, we roundly mock Senator Elizabeth Warren’s DNA test for the ultimate self-own that it was.
Whoever convinced her it would be a good idea should be fired, rehired, then fired again, because it was a huge failure. Another failure was the defamation lawsuit Stormy Daniels filed against President Donald Trump. It was tossed out of court and she was ordered to pay Trump’s legal bills, which could easily consume the money she raised through online giving. Justice may be blind, but she sure has a sense of humor.
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Warren thought she’d put the controversy surrounding her unfounded claims of Native American heritage to rest by taking a DNA test. But a funny thing happened on the way to the reservation — it turns out her DNA showed that it was only between 1/64 and 1/1024 Native American. Actually, it wasn’t Native American, it was Peruvian, Mexican, or Colombian since, according to the Boston Globe, there isn’t Native American DNA to compare it to the testers decided “(t)o make up for the dearth of Native American DNA, Bustamante used samples from Mexico, Peru, and Colombia to stand in for Native American.”
The Cherokee Nation also released a statement slamming Warren for “undermining tribal interests with her continued claims of tribal heritage.” It was not a good day to be Elizabeth Warren.
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