Oakland Raiders coach Jon Gruden’s story about losing his virginity is absolutely outstanding.
Way back in the day, the electric hot shot gave an interview to Playboy about the experience, and it’s once again making the rounds on the internet. (SLIDESHOW: These Women On Instagram Hate Wearing Clothes)
He told Playboy he lost his virginity while in South Bend, Indiana with the Notre Dame fight song playing in his head. That’s not a joke. That’s one hundred percent exactly what he said, despite how unbelievable that sounds. (SLIDESHOW: 142 Times Josephine Skriver Barely Wore Anything)
Jon Gruden lost his virginity in the most Jon Gruden way of all time pic.twitter.com/1iNH2M7vHm
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I don’t know why, but I just find this so damn funny. That’s a level of dedication to football that most humans won’t understand. Gruden is with a woman about to have sex for the first time, and all he could think about was the Notre Dame fight song. It wasn’t even actually playing! It was just running on a loop in his head. (SLIDESHOW: 71 Times Samantha Hoopes Stripped Down)
Also, can you even imagine what 17-year-old Jon Gruden must have been like? Dude must have been a one man rampage machine. There’s no amount of money that’s too high to pay in order to party with a young Gruden. I bet that dude could toss back beers like it was nobody’s business.
The man is just a nonstop entertainment machine, and it never gets old.