The Detroit Lions Will Be Serving Absolutely Disgusting And Disgraceful Food On Thanksgiving

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Fans in suites at the Detroit Lions game against the Bears on Thanksgiving will be treated to some abomination of food.

According to ESPN’s Darren Rovell, they will be serving pizza topped with turkey, cranberry sauce, stuffing and gravy. You can take a look at a photo of this disgusting excuse for Thanksgiving food below.

Do you hear that sound off in the distance? That’s the sound of myself and anybody foolish enough to actually eat this vomiting.

What insane person came up with this concept? It’s absolutely horrifying on all levels! Thanksgiving isn’t about pizza, and pizza isn’t about being ruined by the holiday season.

I am actually furious right now. At some point, a guy floated this idea and nobody was smart enough to sit him down to tell him to stop being an idiot. That’s how we end up with terrible ideas, such as Thanksgiving pizza. (RELATED: Here Are The Best Moments From Week 11 Of The NFL Season)

I want to just watch my beloved Lions play in peace tomorrow. Now, I’m just going to be thinking about how disgusting this is.

Thanks to the Lions for ruining my Thanksgiving and possibly the rest of 2018 with this Frankenstein-level creation.

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