Sports Has A ‘Baby Making’ Promotion For The Super Bowl

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David Hookstead Smoke Room Editor-in-Chief
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Darren Rovell tweeted Tuesday, “The guys at @hotelsdotcom are giving away 53 hotel rooms following Super Bowl LIII to encourage Super Bowl baby making. Promotion starts after game, site currently offering baby making preview music.” (SLIDESHOW: These Women On Instagram Hate Wearing Clothes)

Seriously, what the hell kind of promotion is this? The fact they even made a playlist is beyond disturbing. I feel so uncomfortable right now. (SLIDESHOW: 142 Times Josephine Skriver Barely Wore Anything)

Don’t get me wrong on this one. I’m very much pro-sex, but I don’t want sex promos involved with the Super Bowl. That’s simply a bridge that I’m not willing to cross. (SLIDESHOW: 71 Times Samantha Hoopes Stripped Down)

I don’t even want to consider the situation. Besides, why would you go to the Super Bowl without a room already booked? That makes no sense.

How about we just focus on the game, and we don’t think about what heavily intoxicated people plan to do afterward? Can we all agree on that much?

I think we can. I want to be focused on how many touchdowns Tom Brady is throwing Sunday night. I don’t want the idea of this bizarre promo running through my mind.

Again, this is coming from a guy who loves hot women, but there’s always a time and a place.

Now, please excuse me while I go take a shower. This whole promo idea has made me feel very dirty. Do better, Do much better.

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