Plot Details For The First Episode Of ‘Game Of Thrones’ Season 8 Allegedly Leak Online
“Game of Thrones” fans might not be pleased to know that plot details have allegedly hit the web.
Now, I want to be crystal clear. I am not going to post the plot details here. I’m just not going to do that. Because that would be insane, and I respect the hell out of the fandom of the show to do that to you guys. If you want to read the alleged plot from the first episode of the final season, you can do that here. (RELATED: These Are The Sexiest Photos Of ‘Game Of Thrones‘ Star Emilia Clarke On The Internet)
What I do want to discuss here is what we should do with “GoT” plot leakers. Forget about Russian interference in our elections. The real crisis facing the world is details from the HBO hit show arriving online before we get the new episodes starting on April 14.
We need to shut down everything until we can figure out what the hell is going on. Shut down Reddit, cancel the internet and prepare for war. (RELATED: Did Kit Harington Accidentally Release Major ‘Game Of Thrones’ Spoiler About Jon Snow?)
The war on terror can wait. The war on leaks must be fought with a vigor and vengeance never seen before. Find the people responsible and bring a whole new meaning to the phrase “extraordinary rendition.”
“Game of Thrones” is what keeps the fabric of our society together. Something said in an interview by an actor is one thing. Plot details are a bridge too far.
Get the helicopters fueled, get the operators briefed and prepare to fight for the entertainment soul of this great nation.