Editorial

Steak Shares A Shocking Resemblance To Russian President Vladimir Putin

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David Hookstead Smoke Room Editor-in-Chief

Somebody stumbled upon a steak that shared a shocking resemblance to Russian President Vladimir Putin.

In a tweet shared by This Morning, a steak in Croydon seems to have the same structure as the Russian leader. (SLIDESHOW: These Women On Instagram Hate Wearing Clothes)

You probably think I’m kidding. Trust me, I’m not. It’s almost eery. Give it a look below. (SLIDESHOW: 142 Times Josephine Skriver Barely Wore Anything)

You know, it’s never a great look when an authoritarian leader gets compared to a steak at a grocery store. (SLIDESHOW: 71 Times Samantha Hoopes Stripped Down)

I can’t imagine Putin is going to be too happy about this at all. It’s certainly a tough look to shake. If he’s smart, he’ll have the FSB in there to clear the whole place out. (SLIDESHOW: This Blonde Bombshell Might Be The Hottest Model On The Internet)

When you’re the leader of Russia, you leave nothing to chance.

On the other hand, as the leader of Russia, if there’s one food you’d want to be compared to, it’d absolutely be steak.

Steak is a man’s meal. It’s what hard working people who survive bitter conditions eat. It’s not the food of the weak.

It’s the food of farmers and people who grind through life. That pretty much sums up the entire Russian mentality. I’m not even sure it’s legal to smile over there yet, or that’s at least what I heard when I watched the movie “Miracle.”

Now, excuse me while I go into hiding before Putin and the Spetsnaz can find me for publishing this article and bringing it to everybody’s attention. It’s been a good run!