Editorial

White Claw Claims To Have Outsold Budweiser

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David Hookstead Smoke Room Editor-in-Chief

White Claw is apparently selling more drinks than Budweiser.

According to a Tuesday piece from The Daily Beast, the company has claimed that they moved more product in July than the popular beer company. (SLIDESHOW: These Women On Instagram Hate Wearing Clothes)

Yes, you read that correctly. White Claw is moving beverages at a rate that keeps up and possibly exceeds Budweiser. (SLIDESHOW: 142 Times Josephine Skriver Barely Wore Anything)

That’s simply unreal, and I don’t say that in a good way. (SLIDESHOW: 71 Times Samantha Hoopes Stripped Down)

 

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I’ve never had a White Claw in my life, and I never intend to. Last time I checked, my feet are standing in America. (SLIDESHOW: This Blonde Bombshell Might Be The Hottest Model On The Internet)

We didn’t storm the beaches of Normandy so that young people could start drinking some Claws. We liberated Europe with a steel backbone built on generations of drinking beer. (SLIDESHOW: 60 Times Abigail Ratchford Wore Almost Nothing)

How many White Claws were drank by the troops during WWII? Zero. The answer is zero.

I imagine there were a few cold beers drank along the way. That’s the difference, my friends. In America, we watch football, win world wars and drink beer.

We don’t drink White Claw. The fact they are selling so much and are so popular is a slap in the face to freedom.

I don’t care if they offered me a free lifetime supplies. I wouldn’t drink a single one. As long as the blood in my veins loves this country and loves freedom, then I’ll stick to beer.

It’d be a slap in the face to all those who came before me if I didn’t.

Let’s hope America is able to turn it around. I don’t want to live in a society where there’s no laws while drinking Claws.