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Emma Watson Says She’s Single And Refers To Herself As ‘Self-Partnered’

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David Hookstead Sports And Entertainment Editor
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Emma Watson wants the world to know she’s single and happy being that way.

I’m a huge fan of Emma Watson, and I think she’s one of the best actresses in the game. Naturally, that always has me wondering whether or not she’s single. Well, we now have an official answer to that question. (SLIDESHOW: These Women On Instagram Hate Wearing Clothes)

 

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“I never believed the whole ‘I’m happy single’ spiel. I was like, ‘This is totally spiel.’ It took me a long time, but I’m very happy [being single]. I call it being self-partnered,” Watson explained to Vogue Britain. (SLIDESHOW: 142 Times Josephine Skriver Barely Wore Anything)

When talking about stress, the former “Harry Potter” star said, “If you have not built a home, if you do not have a husband, if you do not have a baby, and you are turning 30, and you’re not in some incredibly secure, stable place in your career, or you’re still figuring things out… There’s just this incredible amount of anxiety.” (SLIDESHOW: 71 Times Samantha Hoopes Stripped Down)

 

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Folks, find me some bottles of champagne because we’ve got some celebrating to do. Hearing that Emma Watson is single is like music to my ears.

Emma Watson is a superstar actress and global icon. I’m the King in the North for college football, an internet pioneer and a beer enthusiast. (SLIDESHOW: This Blonde Bombshell Might Be The Hottest Model On The Internet)

I’m not saying we’re a perfect fit, but let’s not rule it out. (SLIDESHOW: 60 Times Abigail Ratchford Wore Almost Nothing)

 

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I also love how she’s “self-partnered.” You’re crazy if you think I didn’t just add that to my daily vocabulary whenever anybody asks who I’m dating.

I’m dating myself! What better option is there? Well, Emma Watson would probably be a better option, but I think you all understand what I’m getting at.

 

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If Emma Watson’s people are trying to get in contact with me, I’m shockingly easy to find. If you think Kim and Kanye are a power couple, just wait until you see what’s possible when the Hookstead/Watson empires combine.

Game, set, match.