Dane County wants people drinking to be safe during the coronavirus pandemic.
The Wisconsin county recently issued guidelines and recommendations for people as the state opens up, and told people to “avoid gatherings where it would be difficult to physically distance, including: drinking games, potlucks, childrens’ playdates and parties, and team games or sports.” (RELATED: David Hookstead Is The True King In The North When It Comes To College Football)
Yeah, good luck telling the great people in Wisconsin they should avoid playing “drinking games” with their boys.
That’s the definition of something that is bound to fall on deaf ears. No matter what you think about the pandemic, there’s zero chance people in Wisconsin will stop drinking.
The state of Wisconsin loves cold beer. That’s just the truth. Anyone who disagrees with that is a moron. People in the Badger State love hammering beers around the clock.
You’re more or less handed a beer from the moment you’re born. If you think people back home are going to stop drinking just because of a pandemic, then you’re sorely mistaken.
Crack them open, gentlemen! Be safe, but let’s certainly drink some beers this summer!
It’s Friday night in America. We have @BuschBeer chilling on ice in my @OrcaCoolers, college football is going to happen, I have my @Yellowstone hat on, sitting in my @BadgerFootball chairs and we’re going to win the war against coronavirus.
P.S.: How’d I do @ohhyoubetcha? pic.twitter.com/r7pkGlSlao
— David Hookstead (@dhookstead) May 15, 2020