“Sex Island Coronavirus” sounds like it’s going to be the wildest party of 2020.
According to www.sexisland.co (which is NSFW), guests can purchase a ticket to the event, which runs from June 19 through June 21, for $4,500. What do you get in return for your money? Well, that’s pretty simple. (SLIDESHOW: These Women On Instagram Hate Wearing Clothes)
Unlimited sex with two girls a day, horseback riding, casino tours, unlimited food and alcohol and HIV testing are all included during your Nevada vacation! Don’t forget the testing! (SLIDESHOW: 142 Times Josephine Skriver Barely Wore Anything)
For those of you who don’t know, Sex Island isn’t exactly a new thing. They’ve done this in South America before, and I’ve read some interesting stuff about it. I won’t link to it here, but Google is your friend. (SLIDESHOW: 71 Times Samantha Hoopes Stripped Down)
Having said, doing “Sex Island Coronavirus” is a next level promotion. You have to know how to read the room when it comes to marketing. (SLIDESHOW: This Blonde Bombshell Might Be The Hottest Model On The Internet)
Right now, the whole country wants to party, and the Good Girls Company is looking to cash in on people looking to cut loose. (SLIDESHOW: 60 Times Abigail Ratchford Wore Almost Nothing)
Now, am I going to recommend that my loyal readers rush off to pay $4,500 for unlimited sex at an unknown location in Nevada?
No, I’m not going to recommend that at all. That would seem unethical.
I just can’t wait to read the reports that flow out after this event is held in a little over a week. I have no doubt it’s going to be bonkers, and I can’t wait!
Let us know in the comments if you’d ever drop $4,500 for this trip.