Camsoda has invented a device to kill coronavirus in semen.
The popular porn company released the “Semen Zapper,” which is designed to immediately kill coronavirus in semen. (SLIDESHOW: These Women On Instagram Hate Wearing Clothes)
How exactly does it get the job done? The zapper uses an ultraviolet-emitting light fixture to kill any trace of the virus in semen. (SLIDESHOW: 142 Times Josephine Skriver Barely Wore Anything)
While I have nothing against Camsoda or the porn industry, I’m not sure you want to trust the “Semen Zapper” to keep you safe from coronavirus. (SLIDESHOW: 71 Times Samantha Hoopes Stripped Down)
Anything that retails for less than $30 and comes from a porn company probably shouldn’t be viewed as a great weapon in the war against coronavirus. (SLIDESHOW: This Blonde Bombshell Might Be The Hottest Model On The Internet)
Again, I have nothing against Camsoda at all, but I’m also not in a rush to go out and buy one of these things. (SLIDESHOW: 60 Times Abigail Ratchford Wore Almost Nothing)
Having said that, this is just another example of porn companies absolutely dominating the marketing game. Whether you love porn or think it should be illegal, nobody does marketing like adult entertainment does.
They know how to move the needle unlike any other industry in America. That’s just a fact.
Let us know in the comments whether or not you’d ever purchase this device!