Editorial

Fireworks Explode Right Next To A Man’s Groin In Scary Video

(Credit: Screenshot/Twitter Video: Public User Barstoolsports)

David Hookstead Smoke Room Editor-in-Chief
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One man learned the hard way that playing with fireworks isn’t a smart idea in a video making the rounds online.

In a video tweeted by Barstool Sports, a man lit off some fireworks that he had placed right next to his groin. At first, it looked like everything was going to be just fine. (SLIDESHOW: These Women On Instagram Hate Wearing Clothes)

Then, all hell broke loose with a secondary explosion. Watch the scary moment below. (SLIDESHOW: 142 Times Josephine Skriver Barely Wore Anything)

One of the best parts about the Fourth of July is that you can always count on videos coming out of people being absolute morons with fireworks. (SLIDESHOW: 71 Times Samantha Hoopes Stripped Down)

Another year goes by, and we’re not disappointed at all. Idiots and fireworks go together like America and winning world wars. (SLIDESHOW: This Blonde Bombshell Might Be The Hottest Model On The Internet)

It happens every year! (SLIDESHOW: 60 Times Abigail Ratchford Wore Almost Nothing)

Look, I love fireworks and explosions as much as the next guy. I truly do. I’m not anti-fireworks at all. Not one bit.

However, you’re out of your damn mind if you ever place explosives next to your groin and light the fuse. You might as well just save yourself some time and cut your testicles off to accomplish the same end result in a much cleaner fashion.

Be smart, folks. Believe or not, it’s really not that hard to not blow stuff up around your genitals. It’s shockingly easy to make solid choices!