The University of Georgia wants students to wear masks while having sex.
That’s right, folks! The Bulldogs don’t want the virus spreading through sexual activity, and that means wearing a mask while engaged in intimacy. (SLIDESHOW: These Women On Instagram Hate Wearing Clothes)
According to Outkick, UGA sent out a notice for students on campus when it comes to dealing with the coronavirus and sex, and wrote, “consider wearing a face mask during sex. Heavy breathing and panting can further spread the virus, and wearing a mask can reduce the risk.” (SLIDESHOW: 142 Times Josephine Skriver Barely Wore Anything)
It gets even better. Georgia also told students to “get creative with sexual positions” so that your face isn’t too close to your partner. (SLIDESHOW: 71 Times Samantha Hoopes Stripped Down)
Yeah, this advice will be followed by nobody. Not that I’m fortunate enough to ever have sex, but if I was, I damn sure wouldn’t wear a mask. (SLIDESHOW: This Blonde Bombshell Might Be The Hottest Model On The Internet)
Wearing a mask during sex sounds like the stupidest idea that I’ve ever heard. I’m also not anti-mask. In fact, I’m on the record that I think you should wear one if it helps save the football season. (SLIDESHOW: 60 Times Abigail Ratchford Wore Almost Nothing)
Yet, there’s still no chance this is necessary. If you’re having sex, then you’re okay with physical contact. At that point, who the hell cares about a mask?
Imagine things getting hot and heavy, and then telling a woman that she needs to mask up. This something that sounds like it was cooked up by Michael Scott after watching a tutorial on YouTube.
Be safe out there, but let’s not be outrageous. I don’t think there’s a person on the planet who is going to wear a mask during sex.
It’s just not going to happen.