Bruce Willis’ upcoming film “Breach” looks horrible.
The plot of the film, according to the trailer’s YouTube description, is, “On the cusp of fatherhood, a junior mechanic aboard an interstellar ark to New Earth must outwit a malevolent cosmic terror intent on using the spaceship as a weapon.” (REVIEW: ‘Westworld’ Season 3 Ends With The Possible Deaths Of Multiple Characters)
While that might sound like an interesting premise for a movie featuring the Hollywood legend, it doesn’t look like it’s going to meet expectations.
You can watch the trailer below.
I can’t believe that “Who wants barbecue?” line was real. Who the hell wrote this movie and thought that was a good idea?
“Breach” looks like it has a classic problem on its hands. There’s nothing wrong with humor in an alien/space film. Nothing wrong at all. However, you can’t try to take the film super serious and then drop in jokes like that.
It just doesn’t work. “The Watch” is a great example of an alien flick that was hilarious and worked. Why? Because at no point did it try to be serious.
You’re either a serious alien movie or you’re not. It seems like “Breach” is stuck in the middle, and that’s a recipe for disaster.
I’m even a big fan of Bruce Willis, but I can already tell that “Breach” is going to be a train wreck. For those of you interested, you can catch it starting Dec. 18.