Lifetime Is Releasing A KFC-Inspired Movie Titled ‘A Recipe For Seduction’

A Recipe for Seduction (Credit: Screenshot/YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHHbTm3Npfk)

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Lifetime might have made the greatest movie in human history with “A Recipe for Seduction.”

The plot of the KFC-inspired film with a young Colonel Sanders, according to the trailer’s YouTube description, is follows:

As the holidays draw near, a young heiress contends with the affections of a suitor handpicked by her mother. When the handsome chef, Harland Sanders, arrives with his secret fried chicken recipe and a dream, he sets in motion a series of events that unravels the mother’s devious plans. Will our plucky heiress escape to her wintry happily ever after with Harland at her side, or will she cave to the demands of family and duty?

In case you weren’t already 100% sold on this future Academy Award winner, just wait until you actually see the trailer. (REVIEW: ‘Westworld’ Season 3 Ends With The Possible Deaths Of Multiple Characters)

You can give it a watch below.

I’m so in on this movie that I don’t even know where to begin. I generally hate Lifetime films. I think they’re ridiculous and are meant only for depressed women.

Not this one, my friends! I’m all in on “A Recipe for Seduction.” I couldn’t be more in if I tried.

If you don’t find this absolutely hilarious, then you simply have zero sense of humor. A major American TV channel made a film about a love triangle starring the face of KFC!

If this isn’t the most American thing I’ve ever heard of, then I don’t know what is.

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If I had to guess, this will probably be more of a joke than anything else, but I’m still here for it. For the first time in my life, I’m actually interested in what Lifetime is doing! You can see it at noon Sunday!