HART: Dems Fund Liberal Pork Wish List In $1.9 Trillion Supposed ‘COVID Relief’ Bill

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Famously summed up early in Obama’s administration by his Chicago hatchet man Rahm “Dead Fish” Emanuel, who said, “Never let a crisis go to waste,” Dems are borrowing a page from Obama’s playbook to frantically push their “COVID Relief Bill.”

Once Dems got the checkbook, the only way to kill this pork-laden spending bill would have been for their resident COVID expert, Gov. Andrew Cuomo, to send it to a New York nursing home.

The Wall Street Journal examined the bill and concluded that — best case — $825 billion of the $1.9 TRILLION in spending that Democrats call “COVID” relief is actually for COVID-19 relief. The rest is blue, poorly-run, Democrat state and city bailout money that can be spent to get Dems elected in 2022. Remember Obama’s “shovel ready jobs” bill? We got nothing, and friends of the left got money in their coffers. And remember when Trump wanted such a bill and Pelosi refused?

It was sickening to watch Democrat senators slap themselves on the back for spending this money. They love to spend our money on themselves. They have even spent $24 million to replace two refrigerators on Air Force One. Clinton would never have spent this money. He could have kept perishables frozen by placing them between Hillary and himself.

A few knuckleheads stormed the Capitol building and the Dems came unglued. Tens of thousands of National Guard troops and barbed wire fencing are now protecting them, and they are seldom even in Washington! So far, this vanity project has cost $500 million. When asked when the troops would go home, pompous White House press secretary Jen Psaki indicated “the fall.” My question is: the fall of what?

And of course, colleges and teachers’ unions will get money. These are the folks who are getting paid in full now for not teaching, while parents and property owners pay taxes and tuition to fund their sitting at home. Sitting around and getting paid for not working? Who do teachers think they are, members of Congress?

We have a generation of kids who will have been schooled at home by day-drunks. Whether online learning works at all is questionable. The only evidence I have that online learning works is that a buddy of mine says he has watched so much porn during this pandemic that he is now fluent in Russian.

There is very little help in this spending bill for those actually harmed by government’s arbitrary and often draconian shut-down measures. For example, Walmart had to close 250 stores, which put four cashiers out of work.

We have spent so much money in excess of the $4 trillion in tax dollars the Feds take from us each year that our deficit is ballooning. We borrow a lot of it from China, of all places. Forget replacing populist Andrew Jackson with Harriet Tubman on the twenty dollar bill. We might have to put Chinese leader Xi Jinping on it instead.

There is no honesty in Washington amid all the partisan noise. The only quiet time you can find in D.C. is when someone asks politicians to suggest ideas to reduce spending.

Giving Congress the rights to spend budget money is like giving your credit card information to your brother-in-law with a gambling and drug addiction who lives in your basement. It is not going to turn out well.

The spending debate took place on the House and Senate floor. It was done by politicians wearing masks, so at least we finally get some honest optics when they rob taxpayers. Millennials, who do not understand that this is borrowed money that will have to be paid back, really like the bill. The only things millennials hate more than being denied free stuff is breaking up in person.

Voices of reason are scared to take on the retribution-driven Democrat machine. Trump is banned from social media, Rush Limbaugh died and now I can totally see Nancy Pelosi bringing Tucker Carlson up on impeachment charges in the Congress.

Ron Hart, a libertarian syndicated op-ed humorist, worked at Goldman Sachs and is an award-winning author and TV/radio commentator. He can be reached at Ron@RonaldHart.com, or visit www.RonaldHart.com