New York Jets running back La’Mical Perine couldn’t shotgun a beer if his life depended on it.
In a video shared by TMZ, the NFL player attempted to shotgun a beer, and it was an utter disaster. In fact, calling it a disaster might be too nice. (SLIDESHOW: These Women On Instagram Hate Wearing Clothes)
Watch the insane video below. (SLIDESHOW: 142 Times Josephine Skriver Barely Wore Anything)
I’m sorry, but the Jets have to cut Perine immediately. You simply can’t have a guy like this on your roster. You can’t do it! (SLIDESHOW: 71 Times Samantha Hoopes Stripped Down)
He has to go. How the hell are you supposed to win Super Bowls if your running back doesn’t even know how to properly shotgun a beer? (SLIDESHOW: This Blonde Bombshell Might Be The Hottest Model On The Internet)
The answer is you can’t. (SLIDESHOW: 60 Times Abigail Ratchford Wore Almost Nothing)
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Cut Perine immediately and point him towards the nearest soccer field. Clearly, that’s a sport that’s designed more of his soft drinking talents.
He damn sure doesn’t belong on the gridiron running the rock.
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Gentlemen, we didn’t go to the moon so that pro athletes would suck at shotgunning beer in 2021. Do better for your team and your country. If I can shotgun a beer with my broken body at the age of 29, then NFL players damn sure should be able to!