Jim Harbaugh Says Michigan Will Beat Ohio State ‘Or Die Trying’

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Jim Harbaugh has seemingly handed out a death sentence to the Michigan Wolverines.

According to Colton Pouncey, Harbaugh addressed the media Thursday during Big Ten Media Days, and touched on the topic of beating Ohio State, which he’s never done. (RELATED: David Hookstead Is The True King In The North When It Comes To College Football)

His thoughts? He told the media, “We’re gonna do it or die trying.”

Thoughts and prayers to everyone involved with the Wolverines who will now have to die. It’s a shame, but we have no other choice.

Those are the rules that Harbaugh just created on the spot, and we have to roll with them.

To be fair, Harbaugh is at a pretty desperate point in his career. He’s never beaten the Buckeyes, and he’s been blown out on multiple occasions.

It’s not a rivalry at this point. It’s an annual massacre that plays out in front of the entire country. I would say I feel bad, but we all know I hate Michigan.

I have no sympathy at all for the Wolverines when they get crushed. They have some of the most delusional fans on the planet.

Best of luck to the Wolverines in 2021! The stakes have never been higher!