Drake’s New Album ‘Certified Lover Boy’ Is Hot Trash

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Drake’s new album “Certified Lover Boy” is out, and it’s terrible.

While I’m not a monster fan of Drake, I do enjoy some of his music. Anyone who says the star rapper hasn’t made some good tunes is a liar or delusional. (RELATED: David Hookstead Is The True King In The North When It Comes To College Football)

So, don’t take this as me being a huge critic of Drake. That’s not the case at all, but what is 100% true is that this album is hot garbage.

After listening to the entire thing while getting a little morning exercise in (props to me), I’m not sure I heard a single song I liked.

There’s more than 20 songs, and I didn’t feel like a single one was a banger. How the hell is that even possible?

Not a single song set the tone, made me feel a certain way or got me pumped up. I just kept wondering when the music would end.

Again, I like some of Drake’s music. I have several of his songs liked on my Spotify. So, I’m not a hater at all. I’m actually a mild fan.


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That’s why I can’t believe how insanely bad this album is. It’s not just not his best work. It’s probably his worst.

Sometimes, music grows on me after I listen to it a few times. Maybe, just maybe, I’ll have that experience with “Certified Lover Boy,” but I’m not holding my breath.


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It’s hard to imagine how this album could have possibly been worse.