The Detroit Lions Are Shockingly Bad At Playing Football

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The Detroit Lions are a complete joke.

I think it’s safe to say that most fans didn’t expect the Lions to be great this season. We’re doing a complete rebuild, we have a new head coach in Dan Campbell and we downgraded in a major way at quarterback when Matthew Stafford was traded for Jared Goff. (RELATED: David Hookstead Is The True King In The North When It Comes To College Football)


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However, I didn’t think that we’d be this bad. At this very moment, the Lions are losing 38-17 in the third quarter to the 49ers.

Yes, the Detroit Lions somehow managed to give up 38 points and it’s not even the fourth quarter yet. It’s almost impressive how bad we are at playing defense.

I’m legit frustrated that I bought Sunday Ticket to watch this garbage. I might as well just have pitched the money right out the window while driving down the highway.

It probably would have been better spent that way.

I knew things were going to be tough to start the season, but I’d be lying if I said I knew things were going to be this bad.

It looks like we’re a high school team out there and as expected, Goff isn’t nearly good enough to be our franchise QB.

What an absolute disaster we have on our hands in Detroit. Welcome to life as a Lions fan!