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EXCLUSIVE: CamSoda Will Offer Federal Workers A Stimulus Package If The Government Shuts Down

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David Hookstead Sports And Entertainment Editor
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CamSoda wants to make sure federal workers aren’t left out in the cold if the government shuts down.

The popular porn company is known for its creative advertising offers and promos, and it now wants to make a deal with federal employees. (SLIDESHOW: These Women On Instagram Hate Wearing Clothes)

If the looming shutdown actually happens, CamSoda is offering people who reach out and can prove they’re federal employees a $50 voucher, a gallon of lube, three packs of socks and a box of tissues. (SLIDESHOW: 142 Times Josephine Skriver Barely Wore Anything)

“If the government shutdown happens, hundreds of thousands of federal employees will have time on their hands while they sit at home. What better way to spend it than on CamSoda? Our stimulus package will give these people what they really want and provide them with some much needed relief courtesy of beautiful cam models,” CamSoda vice president Daryn Parker told me in an exclusive statement. (SLIDESHOW: 71 Times Samantha Hoopes Stripped Down)

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Now, do I think the federal government will shut down? I don’t know. That’s way above my pay grade. What I do know is that CamSoda and the rest of the porn business is king when it comes to advertising. (SLIDESHOW: This Blonde Bombshell Might Be The Hottest Model On The Internet)

I’m not sure any industry in America moves faster in the advertising game than adult content.

For example, when NIL started, CamSoda wasted no time before making offers to athletes around the country. (SLIDESHOW: 60 Times Abigail Ratchford Wore Almost Nothing)

The move generated so much attention that Kendra Lust even weighed in on the subject with me!

So, you can hate porn or love porn all you want. You have the freedom to do that in America, but you can’t deny companies in the industry move the needle when it comes to marketing. Now, all eyes turn to whether or not the government shuts down. If it does, CamSoda is ready!