The USA Destroys China 8-0 In Hockey At The Olympics

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The USA throttled China in hockey during their Thursday matchup at the Olympics.

When the clock finally hit zero, the freedom-loving American squad had routed the CCP’s team, which features some American players, 8-0. We poured eight goals on the communists! (RELATED: David Hookstead Is The True King In The North When It Comes To College Football)

While I really don’t care at all about the winter games being played in China, I do love hockey. I think it’s one of the purest sports ever created.

Watching a great hockey team move the puck is like watching a great gunfighter move from target to target. It’s poetry in motion but with a hell of a lot more violence.


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Add in the fact that we beat the living hell out of a communist nation on their home turf in front of the dictatorship, and I’d say this was a big win for the USA.

Sure, it’s not the Miracle on Ice, but it doesn’t need to be in order for us to be pumped up.


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Now, let’s keep the momentum rolling and destroy everyone on our way to a gold medal!