Finnish Skier Remi Lindholm Suffers A Frozen Penis During The Olympics

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Finnish skier Remi Lindholm suffered a brutal situation during the Olympics.

According to Reuters, Lindholm’s penis froze during a cross-country skiing race at the games in China over the weekend due to “howling, freezing winds.” (RELATED: David Hookstead Is The True King In The North When It Comes To College Football)

“You can guess which body part was a little bit frozen when I finished (the men’s Olympic 50km race) … it was one of the worst competitions I’ve been in. It was just about battling through,” Lindholm told Finnish media, according to the same Reuters report. He used a heat pack to help remedy the situation.

It was the second time Lindholm’s penis had frozen. The same thing happened during a race in 2021.

The most fascinating part of this story is that it’s not the first time Lindholm has ever suffered a frozen penis, which is just an absurd statement to say out loud.

It’s his second time! He’s already suffered a frozen penis before!

Once you freeze your penis once, you should probably stop doing whatever it is that caused that to happen. Stop skiing and switch over to a sport that’s not conducted in such brutal environments.


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Better luck next time, Remi!