Newsflash: Those 87,000 IRS Agents Aren’t For Sam Bankman-Fried

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Kay Smythe News and Commentary Writer
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Remember earlier this year when the Biden Administration decided to prioritize taking more of your money instead of mitigating inflation and the impending recession that could lead to a global supply chain collapse?

I’m talking about those 87,000 IRS agents, of course! Their purpose is not to go after billionaires, as Biden promised to do during his 2020 presidential campaign, it’s to go after you. Over half of Americans are considering or have taken on second jobs in 2022 because of inflation, according to the Los Angeles Times, and those jobs need to be taxed too. Duh.

While you think you need that second revenue stream to pay for the groceries that have tripled in price this year, in reality, the government knows how to spend it better than you, so you’re going to be forced to hand it over. Revolting, isn’t it? A group of people you voted for just decided to make your life even harder than they already had, and there’s nothing you can do about it.

Actually, there is one thing you can do to avoid Biden’s IRS militia: you can steal, mismanage or lose billions of other people’s dollars held in cryptocurrency and then run away to the Bahamas to avoid getting in trouble. The Biden administration and IRS literally don’t care if you do this, so why not do it?

Satire and sarcasm aside, this is the world you actually live in. What I just described is exactly what’s happening to Sam Bankman-Fried (SBF), the glorified teenager CEO of FTX and Alameda Research. He and his organizations are currently being investigated for “fraud, dishonesty, incompetence, misconduct, and mismanagement.” Meanwhile, though, all of the money held in them by Americans like you has disappeared into thin air.

Bernie Madoff got 150 years in prison for business results that almost mirror the reports swirling around SBF’s stupid companies, but SBF gets paid speaking engagements and a cushy life in the Bahamas. The IRS doesn’t want to bother him while he’s on vacation! That’s just rude.

No wonder SBF’s chubby yet somehow gaunt face always has such a shit-eating grin on it. He’s destroyed the lives of countless people, but who cares, right? Certainly not the IRS or Biden, because SBF helped get them where they are today. (RELATED: Globalist Org Run By Renowned Bond Villain Cosplayer Scrubs FTX Page From Its Website)

This is the America you live in under the Biden Administration. If you’re okay being treated like this, the peasant subject of Democrat-led progressive monarchy, then there is something inherently wrong with you.