Three leather-clad women showed up at Fort Lauderdale’s Tuesday night city commission meeting to propose funding for their own dungeon.
The three women, dressed head-to-toe in leather, their faces covered by Daft Punk-inspired masks, spoke in favor of taking $250,000 of a $1 million solid waste contract to “support Doms and Subs in Broward County to build a dungeon, created for us, by us, the taxpayers and voting citizens.” A clip of the proposal was shared on Twitter, and it’s probably the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen, ever.
The utterly bizarre message came from a woman who referred to herself as “Mistress,” who quite enthusiastically said she looked forward to “spanking” those on the city commission board in the future, once the dungeon is approved and built.
At last night’s Fort Lauderdale City Commission meeting, “Mistress” spoke during public comment to propose that $250,000 of a $1 million solid waste management contract go “to support doms and subs in Broward County to build a dungeon.” #BecauseFlorida pic.twitter.com/VI2FHVuU7B
— Because Miami (@BecauseMiami) December 21, 2022
Personally, I think enough taxpayer money has gone to funding the sexual perversion of our politicians. We don’t need to start giving it to unelected kinksters like these, but if it’s going to happen, it’ll probably be in Florida.
“Is this real?” one Twitter user asked in the comments. “Is anything in Florida real?” another responded. Seriously, this entire thing is like a real-life meeting between “The Office’s” Michael Scott and David Wallace. (RELATED: Another Case Of The Mondays? Let This Florida Man Cheer You Up)
Props have to go to the city manager though, who politely sat through the entire speech and calmly moved the conversation along once the Doms were done speaking. He even wished them a “happy holidays,” before being asked if there are any districts that have a dungeon. He responded, “not that I know of.”