All The Things Liberal Scolds Haven’t Hijacked Yet

Today, it seems like every major American institution has been hijacked by woke scolds, even in the most unlikely of places. In company board rooms, where we’re told ideology takes a backseat to the company’s bottom dollar, major corporations prioritize the demands of the far left. We’re told there’s nothing more American than baseball — but even the MLB caved to the woke mob and boycotted Georgia because of a bill requiring ID to vote in 2021.

We compiled a list of the few things still uncorrupted by the enwokening of America. Let us know in the comments if we missed any.

Irish Pubs 

Irish pubs are great places to have a beer with friends in an environment with a strong national identity. What’s more, some Irish pubs have committed tax evasion, angering the feds. Don’t believe that Irish pubs are based? I searched Twitter for any evidence of leftist activity at the institutions and came up dry.

The Elks Club

The Benevolent and Protective Order of Elks was founded to evade rules created by the government to keep public taverns closed. In 1919, the Elks Club decided that membership would be limited to only those whose allegiance is towards “the flag and constitution of the United States.” The move was made in response to Bolsheviks, Anarchists, and The Industrial Workers of the World trying to become members.

Local municipal golf courses

The only thing stopping you from simply having a good time at your local golf course is the possibility of snow and rain. Other than that, these cultural institutions are non-political hyper-American ways to have fun with your friends and family away from the talons of the woke police.

Small towns in Ohio

Residents in the small Ohio town of East Palestine are currently displaced and sick after a massive transportation disaster left their water and air poisoned. So what better time than now to sing the praises of these midwest bastions of American values.

Small town midwest starter pack: pic.twitter.com/eXXId7fZji

— Midwest vs. Everybody (@midwestern_ope) October 4, 2018

Biker gangs

Biker gangs tend to get a bad reputation as violent felons, but many of them are freedom-loving patriots. Perhaps their fervent love for Donald Trump is what puts them on the wrong side of the woke elite.

Scoops Delacroix

The freelance journalist, author, and former communications director says the hard truths the left doesn’t want to hear. From blasting every zoomer’s favorite security pen, to holding the woke NFL accountable, Scoops is on the front lines of reporting at a time when the institution is almost entirely taken over by left-wing activists.

Tailgating 

There are few things as American as tailgating, except maybe cornhole tournaments and barbecuing. Good news is, you can do both those things while tailgating. The best place to tailgate is out the back of a diesel powered truck straight out of Greta Thunberg’s nightmares.

Boot Barn

It’s one of the few places where the American cowboy spirit stays alive. Boot Barn was even the location of choice for a local GOP press conference in Colorado, much to the chagrin of media.

The Italian mob