Sydney Sweeney Shows Who The Real Winner Is This Election Season

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Gage Klipper Commentary & Analysis Writer
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Donald Trump spent much of 2023 throwing the kitchen sink at Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis. Trump coasted to the GOP nomination, as DeSantis’ momentum crumbled and he faded into political obscurity.

But it looks like Meatball Ron might be getting the last laugh.

TMZ reported Wednesday that blonde bombshell Sydney Sweeney will soon be making the move to DeSantis’ very own Sunshine State. The actress is reportedly “finalizing the deal” on a $20 million new home on the coastline of South Florida.

TMZ’s sources say she plans to “spend a lot of time in Florida moving forward.”

Sure, Trump may have walked away with the favor of the GOP electorate, while DeSantis is remembered as the guy who wears high-heeled boots. Trump will likely get another four years in the Oval Office, while DeSantis’ cringeworthy campaign may have neutered any future political aspirations.

But DeSantis will get to kick back with Sydney Sweeney as a neighbor, so who’s really laughing at the end?

While the left loves the hideous and grotesque, there’s nothing America loves more than a hot blonde with big boobs. Add a dose of humble pie (and a MAGA-themed rodeo), and we’ve got ourselves a new Miss America. If DeSantis manages to hitch his wagon to the Sweeney Express, he might still have a chance to leave the station in 2028.