Coors Light Is Coming Out With The First-Ever Cooling Soccer Jersey, And Holy Cow, Take My Money Now

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Andrew Powell Sports and Entertainment Blogger
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This is friggin’ cool! Literally!

Soccer fans don’t just get passionate about the game, they get bats**t crazy. And as a result, the game can sometimes get heated, and things get even worse here in the summer with it being scorching hot. Well, beer giant Coors Light is coming out with an absolutely brilliant product to combat both of those flaming elements — Chill Jerseys.

That’s right. Coors Light is coming out with a limited-edition Coors Light Chill Jersey, which is “designed to help fans keep their cool during upcoming soccer matches,” according to a press release that was sent to the Daily Caller. (RELATED: Golf Channel’s Johnson Wagner Has Glorious Moment With Bryson DeChambeau By Recreating His US Open-Winning Shot)

In true innovation, the Coors Light Chill Jersey is the first-ever to have the ability to sense your body temperature, and then informs you when you’re getting hot and cools you down so you can stay, well, cool. And on top of that, this thing is budget-friendly at $50. The jersey is on sale at www.thechilljersey.com.

Again, this is a limited edition product, so you’ll have to be strategic with how you purchase this thing — only a limited quantity is being released on particular days. The first drop will be from June 17-21 beginning at 12:00 p.m. ET, with the second release being from July 16-19 also at 12:00 p.m. ET.

What else can I say other than … I NEED! I NEED! I NEED! TAKE MY MONEY! TAKE MY MONEY! TAKE MY MONEY!