HART: I’m With Hur

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Note: This is a satirical piece.

No matter what you think of either candidate, only one has been deemed mentally competent to stand trial, and that is Trump. And stand trial he has, facing the Dems’ lawfare offensive. 

Robert Hur, the DOJ Special Counsel looking into Biden’s handling of classified documents, concluded that our president is too old and incompetent to stand trial. 

So, what do we do in America when our DOJ tells us that someone is not clear-headed enough to withstand a trial for a crime he clearly committed? We run him for president. That would be elder abuse in most cases. 

Memory loss is a real thing. My partner is eleven years younger than I am. On a date Saturday I told her if my cognitive skills ever deteriorated to dementia, put me out to pasture. She then told me that was the fourth time that night I had said that. 

The media tells us what we are seeing with our own eyes is not true. In fact, the Biden team is having 51 members of the mainstream media sign a letter saying that Biden is fit, “a real tack,” and what you see otherwise in video clips of him “has all the markings of Russian disinformation.” 

Karine Jean-Pierre has told the press to call live footage of things like Biden wandering off at the G7 meeting and having to be herded back by the Italian Prime Minister “cheap fakes.” She seemed proud that her team coined that term and instructed the media to use it. And use it they did. 

Yes, we saw Biden get confused and walk away, causing concern for the world community. Briefly the G7 was the G6. But there’s nothing to worry about; the guy has the nuclear codes.

KJP and her friends in Hollywood all agree; Biden is not freezing up on stage. Ole Joe was just auditioning for his upcoming role in the movie franchise, “Frozen 4.” He is up against Mitch McConnell for the part.

Since they cannot risk getting Joe out there, Dems continue their Deep State lawfare against Trump. They are listening closely to Trump during the debate; should he over-pronounce “China” one more time, the Democrat-controlled Senate Judiciary Committee will hold hearings. 

Biden is but an empty vessel who does the bidding of the left. He must be propped up in time of need. He is their “Weekend at Bernie’s” proxy. Otherwise, those lifelong Democrat politicians would have to get real jobs. John Steinbeck said it best: “Power does not corrupt. Fear corrupts … perhaps the fear of a loss of power.”

Biden’s incapacity limits him in so many ways, and it will get worse. He can hardly campaign. He draws no crowds. He cannot even go to FEMA disaster sites to give away tax money anymore, because he is hounded by the cadaver dogs working the site.

Trump is running on fixing the real problems that Biden has caused: Immigration, Inflation and the Incompetence of the current administration.

Biden cannot run on his record and must continue to run on the “luxury beliefs” of the limousine liberals: climate change, diversity, abortion and white supremacy, none of which are real issues.

This narrative that only the Dems can save the world with their electric car mandates as they fly around the world in government jets is growing weary. We conservatives care way more about the environment and outdoors than Dems, because we hunt, golf and fish in it. Libs occasionally will drink their lattes in Brooklyn outside at their trendy coffee shops. 

The electric vehicles that Dems have been shoving down our throats with taxpayer incentives are a disaster. A recent report says they can decrease 50% in value when you drive them off the lot versus 10% for gas-powered cars. EV makers are going bankrupt. Ford announced it is losing $100,000 per EV. Okay, Ford, here is my offer: I do not buy one and we split the $100,000. 

I care so much about conserving energy that the other day I saw a row of electric cars all plugged in, so I unplugged them to save electricity since no one was using them. Not all heroes wear capes. 

Biden had sixteen people helping him to prepare for the debate. Eight were prepping him and the other eight were Visiting Angels.

How will Biden be able to stand on his feet and talk for an hour-and-a-half if he has to in the future? Depends.

Ron Hart is a libertarian op-ed humorist, an award-winning author, and a frequent guest on TV and radio. He can be contacted at Ron@RonaldHart.com or @RonaldHart on Twitter.

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