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Trump Issues Official Golf Challenge To Biden, Who Responds Exactly How You Might Expect

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Andrew Powell Sports and Entertainment Blogger
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I know it won’t, but this totally needs to happen.

Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump held a rally Tuesday evening in Doral, Florida (shoutout to Miami!) and, boy, oh boy, did he give us a show. Among the highlights of the evening, he officially challenged Joe Biden to an 18-hole charity golf match following their priceless exchange during the June 27 CNN debate.

It was so glorious, it even gave birth to Powell Golf’s first commercial.

Only just a few minutes into his rally, Trump called out Biden with his challenge on the course; the former president even lay down some notable guidelines: Trump would give ol’ Uncle Joe 10 strokes a side and, on top of that, put $1,000,000 of his own money into the pot to give to a charity of Biden’s choice if he won.

“I’m officially challenging crooked Joe to an 18-hole golf match,” said Trump. (RELATED: It’s Crystal Clear That United States Golf Is In Fantastic Hands With Keegan Bradley, And Thank The Good Lord For That)

“It will be among the most watched sporting events in history, maybe bigger than the Ryder Cup or even the Masters. And I will even give Joe Biden ten strokes a side, ten strokes. That’s a lot. That means 20 strokes in case you don’t play golf. I will give him ten strokes a side and, if he wins, I will give the charity of his choice, any charity that he wants, $1 million. And I’ll bet you he doesn’t take the offer.”

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Biden — his campaign, anyway — reacted probably how you’d expect him to.

My goodness, Trump is gonna steamroll Biden in November … but imagine if it happened on the green too.