Matt Labash ARTICLES
Eating a bass is like eating a puppy
What does the 'BT' in 'LGBT' REALLY stand for?
I have more affinity with the 'L's' in LGBT --- we are both, after all, staunch proponents of having sex with women
Ask Matt Labash: Redskins name-blaming and the joy of taking offense
Sexually-frustrated Satanists aren’t demanding the Duke Blue Devils change their moniker
Ask Matt Labash: Miley Cyrus, the sluttification of America, and the mystery of real women
Real women use their tongues to say things worth listening to --- not just to lick things
Whose advice can you believe?
Ask Matt Labash: Deadly Diet Coke, artificially-sweet lies, and blinding me with 'science'
Canada: The great white waste of time
The ugly truth about our neighbor to the north.
Ask Matt Labash: Fly Fishing apolitically, the worst governor in America (Martin O'Malley), and wingnut environmentalism
'Despite O'Malley's purported charms, he has never met a pocket he wouldn't pick'
Ask Matt Labash: Jeans -- a buyer's guide for middle-aged straight men
'Personally, I think of buying new jeans the way most people think of retirement savings'
Ask Matt Labash: Rethinking the Religion of Peace, and photographic evidence
On the bloodlust of Judeo-Christian troglodytes and the notable paucity of Labash imagery
Ask Matt Labash: iPads, iDistractions and plugging your ears to silence the silence
I think we’re being too hard on tablets. They are just another symptom of the underlying disease
Ask Matt Labash: Do's and dont's of wedding songs, why Adele sucks, and the evils of remix dances
'I'm taking this opportunity to bash the most overpraised singer of this generation'
Ask Matt Labash: Killing fish vs. seeing hookers, The Lamest Generation (Boomers), and the virtue of mystery
Is employing the services of a prostitute a mortal sin on a par with keeping fish?
Ask Matt Labash: How to handle your gay friend’s smelly boyfriend, and why we’re getting dumber
It's your job to like your friend, not your friend’s smelly lover
Ask Matt Labash: Poison Apple, the death of books, and how to live responsibly by being irresponsible
The fish you will catch in southwest Virginia exist outside of time
Ask Matt Labash: Why Facebook still sucks, spying hard, and selling buggy whips to blacksmiths
We need more men who are not intimidated by long odds
Ask Matt Labash: Fly fishing through Armageddon, a post-election edition
If Chris Christie is against gay marriage, why does he keep hitting on Bruce Springsteen?
Ask Matt Labash: Hurricane Sandy lifestyle adjustments
For most of us, it’s really hard not to watch calamity unfold
Ask Matt Labash: The joys of self-entitlement programs, undecided voters -- an un-appreciation, and Lizard Kings
Easy, dear reader. I’ve been out and about
Ask Matt Labash: Dare not to dream -- an anti-political rant
'I'm generally predisposed toward Republicans. Not because I like them, particularly.'
Ask Matt Labash: Dougie-ing better than Michelle Obama
Ask Matt Labash: Defending mall culture
'Without your ilk taking up so much unfashionable space throughout America, hipsters might choose to live everywhere. ... A grateful nation thanks you'
Ask Matt Labash: A marriage proposal, Euro-screwed, and interrupting Barack O'bama
'Exhibiting rudeness and ignorance is part of our reporter training'
Ask Matt Labash: What I've been doing since my last column
'Kicking ass. Taking names. Handing those names over to Homeland Security, as a patriot/hero in the War on Terror'
Ask Matt Labash: Fly fishing vs. fly tying, brother vs. brother
'Building things isn't for everyone, and fly tying isn't either'
Ask Matt Labash: How to help Andrew Breitbart's children
'After all the affectionate eulogizing and hit-obituaries, those five people still have to get down to the hard business of living'
Ask Matt Labash: Ode to dogs, and does loving her (now a him) make me gay?
'When you had relations with the woman, she was still a woman. End of story. We can’t be held responsible for our lovers' secret desires'
Ask Matt Labash: How to buy Mitt Romney nose plugs
Also, the Stephen Stills philosophy of fly fishing: 'If you can’t catch the fish you love, catch the fish you’re with'
Ask Matt Labash: Van Halen, lost youth, and the downside of nostalgia
'I didn’t merely listen to Van Halen, I became them. ... Somewhere along the way, however, I stopped listening'
Ask Matt Labash: The upside of eating fingernails
Also, welcoming the new kids, and picking the scab off Iowa