Matt Labash ARTICLES
Also, a New Year's resolution, and liberal media suppression
Ask Matt Labash: Bonk/Marry/Kill (election edition), and Kwanzaa mascots
Also, the healing power of obituaries
Ask Matt Labash: Blood on his hands: Why gramps should be blamed for fishing out our rivers
'There are other things to eat besides fish. And there are other reasons to fish besides filling your belly'
Ask Matt Labash: A Thanksgiving guide to cutting your turkey, maiming your children
Also, stealing white meat from your women; and banning baby kissing
Ask Matt Labash: Michael Jackson's kid-touching and Herman Cain's blonde problem
'I would’ve cared a lot more if it had been a 'guilty' verdict, convicting Michael Jackson of touching trusting children below the belt'
Ask Matt Labash: A defense of Christopher Columbus, and a Nancy Grace referral
'If it weren’t for Columbus, think of the tens of thousands of American studies professors who would be on food stamps'
Ask Matt Labash: Building bridges back to the 20th century, and how not to love too much
Also, politicians and their bridge fetishes: 'Fix it yourself, Barack Obama. I'm busy'
Ask Matt Labash: Occupy Wall Street, Nazis vs. Commies and American whining
'If Walt Whitman were alive today, he wouldn’t hear America singing. He’d hear it whining'
Ask Matt Labash: Is Obama the Antichrist?
'As Jesus said if you love me, feed my sheep, the self-styled Messiah, Obama, tells his disciples if you love me, pass my jobs bill'
Ask Matt Labash: Why iHate Steve Jobs/Apple products
Also, Jimmy Hoffa, SOB's, and the New Conservative Crybabyism
Ask Matt Labash: How Kurt Cobain killed rock 'n roll
Also, requiem for Jani 'Cherry Pie' Lane, and who will lead us now?
Ask Matt Labash: 9/11 obsession, and an eco-friendly guide to human sacrificing Ashton Kutcher
'It’d be much more environmentally responsible, when sacrificing Ashton Kutcher, to put him in a resomator --- a device that is catching on in the mortician trade'
Ask Matt Labash: Facebook stalking, Zen and the art of huffing gasoline
Also, a reader bares her ugly insides in Labash's latest advice column
Ask Matt Labash: Keeping America mediocre
Labash on the social media scourge and embracing the new dumbness
Ask Matt Labash: The perils of breast-centricity
Also, a mean n' green guide to evicting your roommate
Ask Matt Labash: Obama infidelity?
Labash answers questions about which Obama would be more likely to be unfaithful, back pain remedies and more
Ask Matt Labash: An ode to hate mailers
Labash talks about the hate-filled letters he receives from readers who challenge him to games of fisticuffs
Ask Matt Labash: An apology to Sarah Palin
Ask Matt Labash pens a 'closed letter' asking Sarah Palin if she can find it in her heart to forgive him
Ask Matt Labash: Cornel West for president?
Matt Labash asks the question. Also, fashion tips for Ron Paul supporters