While the subject of today’s Weird Teacher Watch may share the pervy predilections of the great Greek thinker with whom he shares his name, that’s where the similarities end. In fact, John Socrates’s recent run-in with the law proves that he may not even be as smart as the second graders he teaches…
On Saturday morning, 47-year-old Socrates rose early and headed out of his New Jersey home, not for a morning jog, but something equally invigorating…though a lot less tasteful.
The Jackson Elementary School teacher got in his car and drove to a rest area on the Garden State Parkway, where he parked his car and proceeded to masturbate near the men’s restroom for everyone to see.
Full story: Weird Teacher Watch: John Socrates Caught Masturbating At Rest Stop – True Crime Report