DC Trawler

You are all idiots

“What’s he eating?”
“Bamboo!”
“Bamboo, that’s right! And how much nutrition is in that bamboo?”
“Um…”
“That’s right, none! He eats 50 pounds of it a day and still doesn’t have enough energy to do anything but loll around uselessly!”
“I don’t like pandas anymore, Daddy!”

(I can dream, can’t I?)