The victim might have forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Massachusetts crosswalk, but police haven’t.
Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.
The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ…
That’s not even the weird part. Here’s the weird part:
Police say 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.
People still get cited for that? Huh.
(Hat tip: Chris Moody)