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The Portland police are reopening the Al Gore case

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New York Post:

An investigation into claims of sexual assault by former vice president Al Gore is to be re-opened, Portland police said Wednesday…

“The Portland Police Bureau has made the decision to re-open the case regarding the allegations brought forward against Mr. Al Gore.

“Consistent with our policy regarding open investigations, the Police Bureau will not be commenting on any additional specifics regarding this case at this time.”


A spokeswoman for environmentalist Gore “unequivocally and emphatically” denied the allegations.

“Further investigation into this matter will only benefit Mr. Gore,” she said.

Considering his accuser claims to have DNA evidence, it looks like Al’s fate is in the hands of his old friend: science! I need to ask Tucker Mr. Carlson if I’m allowed to call it “an inconvenient spooge.”

Jim Treacher